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BERLIN (Reuters) - German unions on Thursday called for a consumer boycott of Nokia products to protest against the cellphone maker’s plans to close a German plant.

“Whoever buys a cellphone today should think about the choice they are making and what catastrophic consequences the company’s actions in Bochum will have for thousands of workers,” Muscheid, who heads the DGB in the southwest state of Rhineland-Palatinate, said.

German Unions Boycott = Drop in Cellphone Sales
Drop in Cellphone Sales = Definitely Closing the Plant
Definitely Closing the Plant = German Unions Boycott

Hmmm….

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I follow two local news agencies that use twitter very effectively to spread the latest news. So I decided to search twitter for other agency profiles I’d like to receive updates from. Lo and behold I found a Twitter profile for CNBC with what appeared as a subtle ransom message:

Dear pleasantcreature@gmail.com,
Your personalized Cease and Desist letter is on its way.